culture vulture

In case you were wondering, I’m dead.

Wed, 06 Feb 2013 00:26:07 -0500

In case you were wondering, I’m dead.

oldflorida: Delano,1940’s.

Sat, 01 Dec 2012 14:20:27 -0500

oldflorida:

Delano,1940’s.

same

Fri, 23 Nov 2012 13:37:00 -0500

same

gpoy

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 08:30:39 -0500

gpoy

2chainz-1cup: pussy game too strong

Thu, 15 Nov 2012 11:30:41 -0500

2chainz-1cup:

pussy game too strong

boredomandalcohol: Ok, I love me a Martini. And I have an...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:50:36 -0500

boredomandalcohol:

Ok, I love me a Martini. And I have an unhealthy love of gin sometimes. But this was funny as fuck.

My new dj name is DR. DOPE. Or maybe Dr. Drunk.

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:43:46 -0500

My new dj name is DR. DOPE. Or maybe Dr. Drunk.

catbountry: BANTHA PUG. OH MY SHIT.

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:41:37 -0500

catbountry:

BANTHA PUG.

OH MY SHIT.

Never Weaken (1921)

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:38:23 -0500

Never Weaken (1921)

eyeofpolyphemus: Forbidden...

Wed, 14 Nov 2012 19:32:23 -0500

eyeofpolyphemus:

Forbidden Planet

http://apocalypsecinema.blogspot.com/2012/09/forbidden-planet.html

whitepeoplemourningromney: http://www.alligator.org/news/photo/image_33b57adc-28a4-11e2-9418-001a4b...

Thu, 08 Nov 2012 13:47:00 -0500

whitepeoplemourningromney:

http://www.alligator.org/news/photo/image_33b57adc-28a4-11e2-9418-001a4bcf887a.html

I CAN’T. I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH YOU.

Safety Last! (1923)

Sat, 20 Oct 2012 09:04:10 -0400

Safety Last! (1923)

mdhsphotographs: Train yardBaltimore, Maryland1945A. Aubrey...

Fri, 19 Oct 2012 20:26:00 -0400

mdhsphotographs:

Train yard
Baltimore, Maryland
1945
A. Aubrey Bodine (1906-1970)
Bodine Collection
Baltimore City Life Museum Collection
Maryland Historical Society
B1373

Ongoing question post

Mon, 15 Oct 2012 23:43:00 -0400

Ongoing question post:

zomgmouse:

mountvegroovyus:

Ongoing question post.

Rule 1: Post the rules.

Rule 2: Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make eleven new ones.

Rule 3: Tag people and link them to your post.

Rule 4: Let them know they’ve been tagged!

For zomgmouse
1. How many lightbulbs does it take to change a person?

I’m certain quite a few. Humans are awfully fickle.

2. What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen bin?

I’m an American! I won’t stand for this!

3. Would you rather eat a cheese full of metal shavings or an unladen bin?

See above.

4. Reach out your left hand. Take the first thing you touch and put it on your head. This isn’t a question, I’m just being a prat.

Very funny, now my phone’s on the floor.

5. What’s your favourite quote about love?

“They sicken of the calm, who knew the storm.”

6. What’s your favourite quote about death?

“I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”

7. What’s your favourite quote from Love and Death? If you’ve not seen it, any Woody Allen film will do. If you’ve not seen a Woody Allen film, any film will do. Also go and see a Woody Allen film.

“Don’t knock masturbation, it’s sex with someone I love.” -Annie Hall

8. If you were riding a horse and suddenly a duck flew out of the bushes and sat behind you, how many lemons would it take to get you to stop?

Only one.

9. Name a thing you can do with poo.

In elementary school there was this vandal that used to draw complex mosaics in his own feces on the walls. They called him the doodler. I have no idea if they ever caught him, but his work lived on forever in our memories unfortunately.

10. What’s your earliest fish-related memory?

I went to the fair when I was 8 and I won a gold fish from a carnival game. It died the very next day.

11. What’s the best anagram you can come up with of your name?

Terminal Heel

buzzfeed: This is what Paul Ryan looks like when he does P90X.

Thu, 11 Oct 2012 10:34:46 -0400

buzzfeed:

This is what Paul Ryan looks like when he does P90X.

same

Fri, 28 Sep 2012 18:15:34 -0400

same

words so tender, careful, calculated were only ever letters on a page.

Mon, 24 Sep 2012 17:56:20 -0400

words so tender, careful, calculated

were only ever letters on a page.

projectedimages: gpoy same

Sun, 23 Sep 2012 14:19:49 -0400

projectedimages:

gpoy

same

catwatchesoutside replied to your post: you guys, I gotta go to bed but I dont wantto...

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 02:05:07 -0400

catwatchesoutside replied to your post: you guys, I gotta go to bed but I dont wantto at…

should post photos of drunk Helen.

lol I post too many pictures of myself anyways.

jerryisthinking replied to your post: jerryisthinking replied to your post: omg you… GOONIES...

Fri, 21 Sep 2012 01:46:08 -0400

jerryisthinking replied to your post: jerryisthinking replied to your post: omg you…

GOONIES NEVER DIE.

PERFECT. HUMAN.