“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think”
maybe nobody wants to hangout with me right now because I look like this. Frequently.
My glasses are smudgey. SO MUCH GLARE.
sleepin’ in my bike clothes again. I think this means I’m becoming more efficient or just lazier.
If men were sweaters I’d have about a million at arms reach and one already on me.
I had this nightmare that all my sweaters were ugly. Thank god I woke up
I’m working on a three piece canadian tuxedo.